I was doing some research this evening for a project we're currently busy with at uni.. I came across quite an obscure, yet rather entertaining website. The tears are still streaming down my cheeks. Here are some favourites:
"waiters are monkeys"
"dining in complete darkness (often with blind staff)"
... and the one that really got me chuckling:
"BBQ chickens set on fire, catapulted through the air, and caught by a waiter riding unicycle"